Absolute Despotism is officially reversing our pro-stripper policy. Ladies... we await your protest.
Whenever you get around to quitting your bullshit job, you'd better have the balls to do it like this...
Well... "jumps" might be too strong of a word.
Aliens are still using rock-based weapons systems? If they've mastered the Space Trebuchet, we're fucked.
Best. Donkey Show. Ever.
Monkeys... plural.
I know what you're thinking, and no... it was all dudes.
For signs that say "Funded by The American Reinvestment and Recovery Act"!!!!! How many starving families could have been fed with $20,000,000? What a fucking joke!
Listen! Go to the Video Vault and watch Judge Andrew Napolitano’s speech, he breaks this shit down perfectly. From the Stamp Act and British solders writing their own search warrants; to the Patriot Act today.
The Securities and Exchange Commission just told the Freedom of Information Act to go fuck itself...
Only the government could lose $8.7 billion out of $9.1 billion. They probably lost it all and just fucked up the math.
America... bit by bit, we're turned from inventing to banning. From opportunity to bureaucracy. From endless solutions to endless problems.
Pelosi actually said "We're not raising taxes, we're just letting the Bush tax breaks expire." See, taxes aren't going up... they're going un-down. You won't be paying 5% more, you'll be paying -5% less.
The chairman of the committee that writes tax laws claims he didn't know he had to pay taxes on his villa.
