National Debt

Good news, everyone! Until yesterday, America was steaming down the path to bankruptcy and disaster... Thankfully, future generations will be able to look back at this turning point in the history of human freedom and know that when the chips were down, John Boehner definitely didn't cave... We've run the numbers on this proposed Obama/Boehner compromise and the spending cuts are dramatic:

Yes. Those are what everyone's calling "significant cuts". That feeling in the pit of your stomach... that's the realization that your government's bullshitting you... also, you're pretty hungover.

This is huge... Internet videos are the modern day pamphlets. When the small-government crowd learns to use them to effectively communicate complex ideas, (and look good doing it) that's when everything starts to change. Rep. Paul Ryan's new video doesn't have quite as many topless girls and explosions as we would have preferred, but hey... it's a start:

An outstanding new video from film maker Ben Howe and FreedomWorks:

Turns out it's all been a failure to communicate... liberals like Connolly literally don't know what the word "spending" means. (note: revenue=taxes)

"Is there enough spending to be cut?" OK... if you have 5 apples, but your Miley Cyrus lunch box only holds 4 apples, and you ask "Are there enough apples to be cut?" You should repeat kindergarten, not run the biggest government in human fucking history. Although, it's an understandable mistake when you consider the government's entire budget in 1980 (inflation adjusted) was far less then what they borrowed this year.






















On a lighter note: government spending's about to bankrupt America, so that'll be fun. It'll be like going camping... forever.

 

Un-Fucking-Believable. Barry spoke at a Miami fundraiser on Tax Day (doesn't he have a job?) He just finished claiming "I've cut taxes for 95% of Americans" when he said this shit:

What the fuck did he just say... thank you? Thank you for what? Even if he had cut taxes for 95% of Americans, (which is bullshit) what's he trying to say? You should thank him for stealing a little less of your money? (It's your fucking money!) Should you thank him for stealing the top 5%'s money instead of yours? (Think about that... he's implying that: You only care about yourself. So if he rapes someone else, you shouldn't care, and you should thank him for not raping you too.) Maybe you should thank him for adding $2,000,000,000,000 to the national debt since he took office. $2 trillion is $6,600 per person, not counting the taxes you already paid. He basically just put $6,600 on your credit card. For $6,600 per person, every American could have bought all this:
--- An iPad
--- A Sharp 52'' LCD HDTV 
--- An iPhone
--- 10 Kegs of Bud Light
--- A Keg-o-rator (to keep your beer cold)
--- An iPod Touch
--- A Sony Flip Video Camera
--- A Playstation 3
--- A Top of the Line Grill
--- Another Sharp 52'' LCD HDTV (for your bathroom, to watch while you poop)
So... thank you Barry, thank you for fucking every single American out of an iPad, a 52'' TV, an iPhone, 10 kegs, a keg-o-rator, an iPod Touch, a Flip Video, a PS3, a nice ass grill, and another 52'' TV.
P.S. Go fuck yourself.