Did you ever notice there's a Socialist party, but no Capitalist party? There's an international Socialist movement, but no Capitalist movement. Why? Because free market Capitalism's not a "system". It doesn't need to be imposed on anyone by a Government. It's the lack of an imposed system. It's simply the natural way individual human beings choose to organize themselves when no one's forcing them to act differently (aka freedom). Also, the number one beneficiary of the free market is someone who's yet to make their fortune. (Just like the playoffs, Capitalism helps the bottom seeds far more than the top.) Those with the most incentive to promote Capitalism are too busy taking advantage of it's opportunities. So once again the responsibility falls on our shoulders... it's up to us to pick a fucking bad-ass "Capitalist's Theme Song". Every Friday over the summer we'll feature one contender. This week: "Pursuit of Happiness" by Kid Cudi:

If you like it, then "Like" it. If you've got a better idea... Well go fuck yourself, then send your suggestions to themesong@absolutedespotism.com. At the end of the summer, a playoff system will determine the Official Capitalist's Theme Song once and for all (whether that "Artist" likes it or not.)