"The Government is best which governs least." Absolutely Goddamn right. So what would happen if a city government stuck to just running police and fire departments, then hired evil/greedy corporations to handle everything else?... Actually they'd probably still fuck that up... So what if they hired an evil/greedy corporation to be in charge of finding and hiring other evil/greedy corporations to handle everything else?... Fuck, that just might be crazy enough to work: