For those of you still "on the fence" when it comes to joining the Communist Party, you're probably thinking: "On the one hand, I love all the mass graves and totalitarianism, but I just don't know if we share the same hobbies or taste in music." Well, the Communist Party USA has a new recruiting video that might just put those fears to rest:

Now... before you grab your scrapbooking kit and go jumping on that Communist bandwagon; let's give Capitalism a chance. OK Capitalism... you've got one minute to convince us Communism sucks balls, while trying to sell us something:

And that's just the trailer... Capitalism wins... again. Also, scrapbooking? Seriously? Scrapbooking might be the only thing worse than Communism. A Communist's scrapbook looks something like this:
1) Newspaper clipping of your fathers public execution.
2) Picture of the mass grave where your mother was buried .
3) Some propaganda story from the state run media.
That's about as far as you get before the Government finds out you have a scrapbook, and kills you.