Surprise, fucking surprise. Who could've guessed a co-founder of the Congressional Progressive Caucus was such a cock sucking douchebag? Rep. Pete Stark has spent 38 years in Congress. That's 38 fucking years of treating his employers like shit. (Video: A Minuteman tries to ask his "Representative" a question.) [Roll Tape]

"Our borders are quite secure." So... problem solved. But what about that pesky national debt? Well, a few years ago (back when mustaches were popular) Pete explained, "The larger the national debt, the wealthier we are." He later added, "You get the fuck out of here or I'll throw you out a window."