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Possibly The Dumbest Man In Congress

Hank Johnson bullshits with the eloquence you can only expect from a high school speech class... which is just the type of shallow pretext we need to eventually bring up the "Guam tipping over" incident. But first... he's trying to explain why Republicans don't want to limit political speech and campaign contributions (which means he does): [Play that shit]

Oh, Hank Johnson... you silly bitch. (He might be the worst shit-talker of all time.)
BP Contributions (2008):
Barack Obama (D) = $71,051
John McCain (R) = $36,649
Goldman Sacks Contributions (2008):
Barack Obama (D) = $1,001,195
John McCain (R) = $230,095
Now, here with some tips on island safety...

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