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So That's How We Won... Nice

Dodge... don't think we're being fooled by your marketing ploys, we're onto you. That being said... your ploys are pretty fucking badass.

Wait one goddamn minute... isn't Dodge owned by the government... and about to be sold to Fiat (an Italian car company)? So a government owned, future European company is trying to sell "America and Freedom." Sorry bitches, you should've ran these ads a few years ago. Maybe then you wouldn't have to suck the government's dick to stay in business. (Hey Ford, how are you not running these ads? You turned down the government's money and you're old school American.)

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