Cass Fucking Sunstein (your beloved Regulatory Czar) is about to have the FCC name the Internet a "Public Utility." You see, Cass thinks you're too fucking stupid to be trusted with a free Internet. He knows you believe every single thing you read online. So the government needs to take control and (like the child you are) forcibly spoon feed you information. Listen for this gem: "The word 'voluntary' is a little complicated."

"The word 'voluntary' is a little complicated, and sometimes people don't do what's best for our society unless Congress holds hearings." No, it's simple: In America, "Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed." America has gone from: Government power is derived from the consent of the governed. To: Government power forces the governed to consent.