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Goddamnit... Volcanoes Do Not Work That Way

Really Rick Sanchez? Really? Who let you on television? 

"When you think of a volcano, you think of Hawaii and long words like that. You don't think of Iceland. You think it's too cold to have a volcano there." Wow. This is exciting, we may have just found the real life Ron Burgundy. Lets find out just how dumb this bastard is:

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