When the winter is dry, and there's no snow on the ski slopes; Progressives blame Global Warming. When blizzards drop a foot of snow on all 50 States, Progressives blame Global Warming. Global Warming makes it hotter. Global Warming makes it colder. Global Warming causes floods. Global Warming causes droughts. Global Warming causes more hurricanes. Global Warming causes fewer hurricanes. Sound like they're contradicting themselves? Well Dylan Ratigan will explain it, and he clearly knows what he's talking about:

Progressives, would you please fill in the 'X': "If X happens, then the theory of Man Made Global Warming is proven to be false." That's a little thing called "Falsifiability" and it's required for anything to be a fucking Scientific Theory! If you're claims aren't falsifiable, then they're on the same plane as Bigfoot and goddamn Spaghetti Monsters. And you go around saying people that question your bullshit "don't believe in science". Fuck you, you don't even know what science is; you went to 'Journalism School' and have the mental capacity of a goddamn infant. Here's some science: Is Schrodinger's cat dead or alive? Or how about: what's the exact position and velocity of this electron? If Richard Feynman was alive today, he'd punch you right in the face (well he'd be 92, so probably not... but still).