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Feb 18th, 2010
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Chris Matthews, The Unknown Douchebag

This intellectually dishonest cocksucker Chris Matthews some how still has a TV show. Luckily It's on MSNBC and his ratings are so low it actually becomes hilarious. Pick any random day, say 2/4/10, a Wednesday. Now Matthews only had 70,000 Viewers. 70,000 people. The attendance at the Super Bowl this year was 70,774. That means if you're reading this, it's more likely that you attended the Super Bowl in person, then watched his show. However, he's still on a "news" channel, and can not be given a pass simply because he's terrible at is job.

His douchebaggery will now be proven. Peoples Exhibit A: Chris talking about the Tea Party, the Constitution, and how small government is Racist!

It's implicit! Of course! He just gets that "Racist" vibe, even though there's no evidence for it whatsoever. Chris Matthews is giving off a vibe too, did you feel it? His vibe yells "Pedophile!" O what do you mean there's no evidence, it's implicit! He doesn't have to say it, it's clear Chris Matthews wants to fuck little boys. There is a long, sad history of boy fucking in this country, and Chris Matthews wants to drag America back to those dark days. For shame, sir... for shame.

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