Progressives Expose Themselves in Public

Remember last year's brief public outrage over TSA body scans and pat downs? Normally when people get that pissed, the government backs down... But the TSA didn't. They forced the issue. Then it wasn't long before all the naive pussies out there began to chime in with, "The government should do whatever it takes to keep us safe. What's the big deal? You libertarians are crazy." And now this is happening: Operation VIPR. 8,000 times a year the TSA's rolling up on public places (without cause) and setting up impromptu constitution skull-fucking centers (CSFCs).

Well, at least now we know what Nietzsche meant by “When battling monsters, one should take care lest he become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes back into you.” (He also said, "Everything the State says is a lie, and everything it has, it has stolen." Which would be on the libertarian flag... if libertarians could agree on anything, or had any desire to be a part of a group.) That and what Obama meant when he said:

Whether or not Obama had the TSA in mind back then, the TSA got the job. (Cass Sunstein's handiwork?) Only a fool would create a new agency from scratch. That's too obvious. Simply expand the existing government framework and the TSA is the perfect choice. The Transportation Security Administration… Transportation. That's everything. They don't need any specific reason for anything they do. They just set up shop between you and where you're going and wait for you to come to them.

Don't kid yourself... the TSA's not going to stop expanding. Why would they? People thought they were only at the airport, but they're not. They won't be just at the bus stations either. They're the Federal Government's national police force now and they won't stop growing until another part of the government forces them to stop.

Alright kids, throw on your Don Cherry jackets and get ready to perform some Goddamn analysis. Today's breakdown: Liberal douchebags protesting at the Chase Bank stockholders meeting. Now, there are plenty of legitimate reasons to protest a bank... for instance that bullshit they pulled on Jekyll Island (aka the Federal Reserve Act). Unfortunately "reasons" are the least important part of a liberal protest. If you've ever wondered what a "community organizer" actually organizes… It's protests. They are the chess moves that create the illusion of public support for your cause in the media.

So imagine you're a busy stripper (working her way to a high-paying liberal arts degree) who does their best to catch the news whenever they can. If you came home, sat on the couch and saw this ABC News report... What would you think?

Now... That mind numbing pile of fuck that ABC had the balls to slap together and call a "news segment" may have seemed like just another disappointment in the long line of hackery known as "local news" but this time we can actually tell how much they left out. The plans and purpose of this protest have been public knowledge for months. Back in March Steven Lerner, the former director of SEIU's (Service Employees International Union) "Banking and Finance Campaign" met with left wing activists in a closed door session at Pace University. There, left-wing douchebags were actually caught on tape admitting the plan to protest JP Morgan Chase was just a tactic to help take down the evil capitalist system:

"So, a bunch of us around the country are thinking about who would be a really good company to hate? We decided that would be JP Morgan Chase. …. And so we’re going to roll out over the next couple of months what will hopefully be an exciting campaign about JP Morgan Chase that is really about challenge the power of Wall Street... then we’ll roll into the JP Morgan shareholder meeting, which they moved out of New York because they were afraid, I guess, to Columbus, where there’s going to be a ten state mobilization to try to shut down that meeting. "

This fucking audio has been available for months. For the Media in general to omit shit like this (even through incompetence or laziness) is unbelievable:

Guess who was just caught on tape teaching college kids that "Violence is a tactic, and it's to be used when it's the appropriate tactic"? If you answered "A Teabagger" teaching “Introduction to Austrian Economics” you're a fucking idiot who’s been watching too much MSNBC. Like always, it was a Goddamn left-wing union douchebag (teaching "Introduction to Labor Studies" and "Labor Politics and Society"). America... these are the people you're up against, they’re violent, they don't like you, and they don't like the country. But that’s why liberty will win in the end... when people see collectivists talking this way, they won't fucking stand for it:

P.S. Remember Obama's discription of his college days in his book "Dreams From My Father"?

To avoid being mistaken for a sellout, I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students. The foreign students. The Chicanos. The Marxist Professors and the structural feminists and punk-rock performance poets. We smoked cigarettes and wore leather jackets. At night, in the dorms, we discussed neocolonialism, Franz Fanon, Eurocentrism, and patriarchy. When we ground out our cigarettes in the hallway carpet or set our stereos so loud that the walls began to shake, we were resisting bourgeois society's stifling constraints.

Of all the bullshit and intellectual dishonesty in modern politics, the names "Liberal" and "Progressive" top the fucking charts. Think about it, "Liberals" spend all their time trying to expand government authority, and "Progressives" spend all their time blocking human advancement. They want to take us from cars back to trains, from nuclear power back to windmills, from individual liberty back to fucking central planning. If the hardcore progressives had their way, amazing shit like iPad's wouldn't exist. They would have cut us off at the knees a long time ago:

Apparently, Jesse Jackson Jr's a big fan of Huxley's Brave New World (if you haven't read it, do):

"The Inventions Office is stuffed with plans for labour-saving processes. Thousands of them." Mustapha Mond made a lavish gesture. "And why don't we put them into execution? For the sake of the labourers..."

Also, by the looks of this progressive propaganda video (for kids), if they had their way, you'd be lucky to even get your hands on a Zack Morris cell phone:

The best part of the recent battle over Government spending was the fucking hilarious parade of liberals embarrassing themselves on television. The shit that came out of these people's mouths should discredit each of them once and for all. (Hey politicians... next election, when you're running against these cocksuckers, here's your campaign ad: Play clips of them decrying "over the top rhetoric" and calling for a “new tone” then cut to these clips.) First up, Rep. Louise Slaughter on defunding Planned Parenthood:

Wait… Hitler made the Jews turn in receipts to get reimbursed for expenses? Fuck, that guy really was an asshole (someone needs to tell Louise that Hitler was very pro government-funded abortions). So, are liberals actually saying the only reason you could be against the Federal Government giving your hard earned tax dollars to Planned Parenthood is that you want women to fucking die?... Yes.

That'll be hard to beat... unless Rep. Ed Markey discovered some sort of GOP super secret conspiracy to destroy the world:

Yep, he nailed it... anyone who thinks the Government shouldn't control the gas you exhale is clearly trying to destroy the world. Obviously they're all either suicidal or heavily invested in spaceships and terraforming technology. (Side note: We always thought GOP stood for Guaranteed Orgasm Party... in retrospect, the crowd's reaction to our parade float seems totally understandable.)

Rich liberal douchebags are constantly whining about how they "Don't pay enough taxes" and "Don't need, and never asked for, the Bush tax cuts." Fine. Fuck it, it's their money. If they want the Government to waste it on fish hatchery subsidies (instead of donating it to a far more efficient charity) that's their choice. The problem is, liberals are happy to get on TV and run their mouths about paying higher taxes... but they never actually do it. It's time somebody called their bluff. So, if anyone out there feels like Uncle Sam's letting you off too easy, stop bitching and cut the Government a fucking check. Make it payable to "Bureau of the Public Debt" and send it to:

Bureau of the Public Debt
Department G
P. O. Box 2188
Parkersburg, WV 26106-2188

Problem solved! Those who want to pay more, do. Those who don't, don't. Everybody wins! But... we all know liberals will never voluntarily pay more. They're intellectually dishonest hypocrites who decry the "evil rich" in order to score political points, all the while amassing huge fortunes of their own.

How the fuck can anyone take these assholes seriously when they won't even send the IRS a check for the money they saved thanks to "The Bush tax cuts for the rich on income over $250,000." Over the years, that tax cut has saved the Clintons over $3,000,000; saved Keith Olbermann over $700,000; saved Chris Matthews over $600,000; saved Michael Moore over $1,000,000; and saved the Obamas over $500,000. With the amount of shit they've talked about that particular tax cut, how can they possibly sleep at night knowing they kept that money? Goddamnit, you can either shit talk the Bush tax cuts or keep the money, not both. So liberals, either lead by example and cut the check... or shut the fuck up.