Media Bullshitting

Really Rick Sanchez? Really? Who let you on television? 

"When you think of a volcano, you think of Hawaii and long words like that. You don't think of Iceland. You think it's too cold to have a volcano there." Wow. This is exciting, we may have just found the real life Ron Burgundy. Lets find out just how dumb this bastard is:

Well known pedophile (allegedly) David Shuster figured it all out:

“You look at the image of the Republican Party, all white males with short haircuts. They look sort of angry. No women, no minorities, and it looks like they’ve sort of become unhinged.”

Yes Shuster! Groups of white males with short hair that "look sort of angry" are total pieces of shit. They probably want to kill all black people too. We can call it "Shuster's Law: Groups of angry white men with short hair are cock gobbling racists"... Fuck there they are:

Jesus Christ, prison was tough on Wesley Snipes... Come on New York TV that's fucking racist! What... do all black people look alike to you NY1? Racist! No one looks like Charlie Rangel:


You can tell it's Charlie Rangel because he has a Charlie Weis size F.U.P.A


That's an excuse to bring this up (even more racist... racist!):

This is simply a gift to all the people out there that spend their days feeling like they're fighting an uphill battle. Consider this the start of a great day...

When the winter is dry, and there's no snow on the ski slopes; Progressives blame Global Warming. When blizzards drop a foot of snow on all 50 States, Progressives blame Global Warming. Global Warming makes it hotter. Global Warming makes it colder. Global Warming causes floods. Global Warming causes droughts. Global Warming causes more hurricanes. Global Warming causes fewer hurricanes. Sound like they're contradicting themselves? Well Dylan Ratigan will explain it, and he clearly knows what he's talking about:

Progressives, would you please fill in the 'X': "If X happens, then the theory of Man Made Global Warming is proven to be false." That's a little thing called "Falsifiability" and it's required for anything to be a fucking Scientific Theory! If you're claims aren't falsifiable, then they're on the same plane as Bigfoot and goddamn Spaghetti Monsters. And you go around saying people that question your bullshit "don't believe in science". Fuck you, you don't even know what science is; you went to 'Journalism School' and have the mental capacity of a goddamn infant. Here's some science: Is Schrodinger's cat dead or alive? Or how about: what's the exact position and velocity of this electron? If Richard Feynman was alive today, he'd punch you right in the face (well he'd be 92, so probably not... but still).

Everyone knows that MSNBC is filled with left wing hacks, but what the fuck did he just say?

Dylan Ratigan just said the Tea Party is full of "outright Nazis".... Nazis, really? Who knew members of the "National Socialist German Workers’ Party"  are that concerned about the deficit? That's funny because the Nazis were Socialists, and every Tea Party has like fifty grandmas holding "Fuck Socialism" signs. And the Nazis were what you call "Totalitarian", which is exactly the opposite of the Ron Paul Libertarians speaking at Tea Parties. Hmmm. It's almost as though Dylan Ratigan has no fucking idea what he's talking about. That purely for the purpose of destroying political enemies; Ratigan would produce mass media propaganda smearing an entire group of people, in order make them look evil and dangerous. How vary Nazi of you Dylan.

MSNBC is so committed to smearing opponents of Obama as "white, racist, gun nuts" that when a black guy brought a gun to a town hall protest, they edited the video of him so all you saw was the gun. MSNBC made sure you couldn't see that he was black, so they could go on to attack him as a "white, racist, gun nut". That's right, the guy with the gun in this video is black.