Admitted Socialist (and Keith Olbermann impersonator) Lawrence O'Donnell's uncovered the crime of the fucking century. Apparently, instead of wasting shit loads of cash on a DC apartment, Utah Rep. Jason Chaffetz sleeps on a cot in his office. What a responsible bastard... Clearly, righteous indignation's the only rational response:
Ok, so notwasting money now counts as income? Fuck... now we're gonna have to start filing tax forms for everything we don't do. Did you pass out drunk on a friend's sofa instead of getting a hotel room, better report that shit. Did you only hire two hookers instead of three... better call your accountant you fucking tax criminal. Hey, you want to race around the world?... No? Report that shit!
Really Rick Sanchez? Really? Who let you on television?
"When you think of a volcano, you think of Hawaii and long words like that. You don't think of Iceland. You think it's too cold to have a volcano there." Wow. This is exciting, we may have just found the real life Ron Burgundy. Lets find out just how dumb this bastard is:
Well known pedophile (allegedly) David Shuster figured it all out:
“You look at the image of the Republican Party, all white males with short haircuts. They look sort of angry. No women, no minorities, and it looks like they’ve sort of become unhinged.”
Yes Shuster! Groups of white males with short hair that "look sort of angry" are total pieces of shit. They probably want to kill all black people too. We can call it "Shuster's Law: Groups of angry white men with short hair are cock gobblingracists"... Fuck there they are:
Jesus Christ, prison was tough on Wesley Snipes... Come on New York TV that's fucking racist! What... do all black people look alike to you NY1? Racist! No one looks like Charlie Rangel:
You can tell it's Charlie Rangel because he has a Charlie Weis size F.U.P.A
That's an excuse to bring this up (even more racist... racist!):
This is simply a gift to all the people out there that spend their days feeling like they're fighting an uphill battle. Consider this the start of a great day...
When the winter is dry, and there's no snow on the ski slopes; Progressives blame Global Warming. When blizzards drop a foot of snow on all 50 States, Progressives blame Global Warming. Global Warming makes it hotter. Global Warming makes it colder. Global Warming causes floods. Global Warming causes droughts. Global Warming causes more hurricanes. Global Warming causes fewer hurricanes. Sound like they're contradicting themselves? Well Dylan Ratigan will explain it, and he clearly knows what he's talking about:
Progressives, would you please fill in the 'X': "If X happens, then the theory of Man Made Global Warming is proven to be false." That's a little thing called "Falsifiability" and it's required for anything to be a fucking Scientific Theory! If you're claims aren't falsifiable, then they're on the same plane as Bigfoot and goddamn Spaghetti Monsters. And you go around saying people that question your bullshit "don't believe in science". Fuck you, you don't even know what science is; you went to 'Journalism School' and have the mental capacity of a goddamn infant. Here's some science: Is Schrodinger's cat dead or alive? Or how about: what's the exact position and velocity of this electron? If Richard Feynman was alive today, he'd punch you right in the face (well he'd be 92, so probably not... but still).
