Liberals are fucked.  For years, those incompetent vegan pussies have had one main advantage: ruthless political attacks. But, by the look of this Ad, the small government crowd is finally getting their shit together:

Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting the next mother fucking Governor of Tennessee: Basil Marceaux!

(Say what you want, at least he's got the balls to run... assuming he knows he's running.)

Goddamnit, people need to hear this more then ever:

Before you meet Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (and mind-bogglage sets in) answer 3 very, very simple questions:
1) What country was America in that big war with in the 1960's?
2) What country does Kim Jong Il rule with an iron fist?
3) What is Neil Armstrong famous for?
Done? Good. Sheila (a member of the House Committee on Foreign Affairs) is pissed that you haven't learned the lessons of history: [Roll Tape]

North Vietnam... Goddamnit, she's on the Committee on Foreign fucking Affairs. [That wasn't a slip up; she was talking about Vietnam specifically ("58,000 dead"). She actually thinks there's a North and South Vietnam.]  Clearly, if Sheila had to get a real job, no business would put her in charge of anything important. But remember, we're talking about the government here... so (obviously) Sheila spent some time on the House Science Committee and on the Subcommittee on Space and Aeronautics. That's right, she was literally in charge of goddamn rocket science. Un-fucking-believably, she somehow knows less about space than she does about Vietnam:

Congratulations: Never again will you be arguing with a liberal and have to say: "That one Czar, he said that socialist shit, Google it." Fuck that. To crush liberals you need resources, and that's what we're here for. Today we officially launch Obama's Socialists (Video Library). Every video clip of those "spread the wealth" bastards in one place (and all in their own words). From this moment forward you can tell that liberal "I'll prove it mother fucker. AbsoluteDespotism.com. Watch that shit and learn something you dumb fuck."
[Click the Socialist's logo to check it out]

Let's get this out there right off the bat... fuck Mike Huckabee. He's not a conservative, he won't fight for smaller government, and his show's unwatchable. If you like him personally, that's fine. The two of you can hold hands and skip down the beach together at sunset. Just don't fucking hire him to safeguard our goddamn liberty! Anyway... Jon Voight (while on Huckabee) rips Barry a new asshole:

The only proper way to enjoy these videos of conservative New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is: Sitting in a plush chair, drinking a scotch, while getting a blow job. Take a few moments to make those arrangements, and you're welcome:  

Goddamn that's refreshing, and it gets better. At a town hall meeting, some teacher stood up and started bitching about her salary... it did not go well for her:

Fucking communist bastards. Steeling our "precious bodily fluids" through fluoridation was one thing, but I never thought they'd stoop to this: From the 1963 Goals of the United States Communist Party (this is real):

22) Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American Communist cell was told to "eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms."

That's right! It's so obvious now, of course this was a communist plot:










Oh what fools we've been! We all knew these fucking sculptures were bullshit, but did we have the balls to stand up and tell these "artists" to go fuck themselves? No! Well now it's your duty (as an American) to explain to everyone you meet that "Those weird statues are all part of a Communist conspiracy to destroy America! They're everywhere!"

Also by the looks of this "1963 Goals" list, the Communists might be kicking our asses (again, this is real):